On the other hand if you become a 'Judge' and your fancy are young male prostitutes, no problem, at the worst 'Chuckling Charlie' and Lord Chief Justice, Lord Woolf, will give you a year's 'gardening' leave and £1,000,000.00 to then retire with. Click Here

Just months Prior to the above Judge David Selwood was convicted of child porn offences, guess what, yes that's right, lets 'pension him off.

On the other hand if you are a Magistrate and a School Governor you might fancy 'Call Girls' and a spot of 'deception'. Click Here